I am seriously getting sick of the individuals in this world that make it more² difficult for human beings to live their lives. For informative purposes, I've taken the liberty of sorting these inconveniences out into specific categories.
You're Welcome.

Dramaticunts
By nature, I didn't take the time to look up any statistics, but I'd say this category will be most commonly displayed in society. I guarantee you've met about 69,000,000 in your lifetime up to this point. I like to call these people the Dramaticunts. These apes are often seen trying to make the people around them feel bad for them. Their reasons are never good enough, of course. For example, maybe you've heard a large man or woman whining about having to buy two airplane tickets so he or she can be seated.
They had it coming and they know it. I'm not saying I hate fat people, because that's not what this is about. I'm talking about people who act as though it is a curse, rather than just accepting the truth... but wait, that'd be too damn easy. Genetics can only get a person so fat before they do it themselves (no evidence, of course). It's all about cramming immense amounts of McDonalds into your food hole every day. If you’re going to do something that idiotic, never complain about it like you didn’t have any say in the matter. "I don't get why i have to pay for two plane tickets. I am one human being just like everyone else!" said TheAverageAmericanStereotype. "Well, TAAS (for short), has it ever occurred to you that you ate yourself that way and maybe your large cheek doesn't belong in my lap?" said Sensible Man. All a simple man like myself is asking is that you don't act like your obesity was bound to happen, regardless of what you ate. It's all your fault. I dig honesty, seriously.

Sensitivaginas
This type of human being is typically the reason why the majority of fights and arguments come about. They can be found everywhere, but are very concentrated in your stupid little high school. They are the ones that get offended by just about anything spat out at them. Sometimes, the person doesn't even mean to offend the Sensitivagina, but they take it the wrong way anyway! Every once in awhile, there is a person, "that guy" perhaps(refer to last paragraph), that vocally let's this person know that they find the person annoying or repulsive. This will make them flip ape shit just about every time. This is the point in time when their stupidity really shines. Are you starting to target a specific person you knew in highschool in your head? Yes sir, that's the one.
Oddly enough, this isn't your average bully. They suprisingly make up "losers" who get picked on by everyone all the time. Funny enough, it's for the exact same reason listed above. Everyone has their judgement day. There's always some prick who has to say something mean to you for no reason whatsoever. It's the people who keep their cool that don't ever get picked on again. It's so obvious. They throw that shit out at you only to get a reaction. This is their final test. The average person who gets picked on is the kind of "sensitivagina" that says something right back to the douche bag. The difference between the two people in this predicament is that the douche who said the first remark had plenty of time to think of something decent. The person who is about to get picked on for the rest of his/her life has only seconds to come up with something to counter the retarded verbal attack. OR... You they could be quiet and ignore them. That kills them inside. Why? They failed to get a reaction out of you. Follow the advice. shit.

DoucheBags, or "That guy"
I know. clever name. If you can somehow read that, I almost consider it a perfect name as well as a description for this special breed of the subject at hand. They can often be recognized as a the person who ruins peoples lives on a large scale. They are the inhabitants of anything important. This breed's stupidity is 100% run on their ego. Depending on when you read this, it could very well be the president of these United States!(Barack Obama at the time this was written). As for you kids in highschool, you call these people (administrators/principals). They're often described as power-hungry, or egotistical. The best way to overcome them, if you know them personally, is to simply not give a shit about them. They go nuts. End of the world. Ahh. "He doesn't look up to me." /Sad face. I apologize for that RPG reference. Anyways, This is unfortunatly one of the only few ways to bring these people down. One of the only other ways is to be more important than they may be. If you aren't already, don't even try. It's not worth putting forth effort to be the best in this standoff.

There's not really anything to do.
They'll just keep existing.
Screw it.